My Neighbor Simone

Drunk guy takes a nap

I have a neighbor named Simone

Who isn’t very mentally grown

When he drinks cheap beer

His talk comes out the rear

Most days he looks dead drunk

And has the odor of a skunk

He acts mad and crude

Slithering in the halls; nude

He keeps looking for a lay

But it seems he has to pay

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