Tom Cruise and Simon Cowell

Here’s the follow-up to the Tom Cruise Scientology video and what Simon Cowell would say to him given the chance.  Before you watch this, and can understand it, you will need to watch the video below.

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Windows Vista On A Mac…

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This past weekend I installed Windows on my new shiny imac. Once installed I thought, this is so unattractive compared to Apple’s OS X. Then I had this vision, of trying to defend my poor mac, from all of the virus’s that are sent around the world trying to attack and destroy the evil empires OS. I thought I can’t have such a vile OS on my mac, so I uninstalled it. Which brings me to something I read on the net today at a forum. “Installing Windows Vista on your mac is like stripping all the paint off you car, just so you can paint it grey”…I say why bother.

No Depression In Heaven

I came across this video on “youtube” today.  It was originally recorded by “The Carter Family” in 1936, and written by A.P. Carter.  After seeing and hearing this song, I feel that Sheryl Crow should be recording a country roots album, the woman has a twang in her voice.   

Shoes Can Kill!

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This afternoon I was eating my lunch at my usual spot at the “Robson Public Market”.  The woman who usually takes my order and delivers the food to my table was there as expected; same day, place and time.  The first time I ever noticed her, she was wearing a pair of very high black stiletto heels.  Sure, I found it a bit strange, a waitress (maybe I could see it,if she were a west-end drag queen) working in a food fair wearing such torturous shoes, but I never really thought about it again..until today. For some reason, I began to contemplate; why she does such a  horrendous act of unkindness to herself.  Does she detest herself that much?   She always has a pleasant smile, but on this rainy, given Thursday, I could see that behind her beguiling charm, she carries great measures of distress. Perhaps, she wants to seem taller,in this great big world.  I imagined it might be because she is trying to impress a man, or woman for that matter, who may drop by for lunch.  I know, it’s not for the tips, food fairs aren’t known to have big tippers, I can see that her tip jar is always empty. One day I will ask her, “Don’t your feet get sore in those high heels?” Whatever her reason, I hope it is a good one.  I stopped for a moment and wondered what McDonald’s and Wendy’s would be like, if all the female associates had to wear stilettos to work.  Surely, all the men would love and encourage the idea.  I say to those men, you try walking a day in those shoes.  I am still convinced, that high heels were invented by men, as nothing more than a very cruel bad joke.  We, the women, just don’t know a lousy joke when when we see one.